The official World Cup Agency Rudebros.de presents: “Cheer up your English friend. Bad jokes for lousy football players.”
No. 2: BREAKING NEWS:
SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY………………SENTENCED TO BE SHOT.
HE HAS BEEN GIVEN LAST REQUEST TO NAME HIS OWN FIRING SQUAD.
HE CHOSE LAMPARD, GERRARD AND CARRAGHER FROM 12 YARDS…………
The official World Cup Agency Rudebros.de presents: “Cheer up your English friend. Bad jokes for lousy football players.”
No. 1: PEST CONTROL
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her […]
As I am a polite person, I asked my London colleagues at the beginning of our today’s telephone conference: “Guys, how was your weekend?”
It was a short, but nevertheless emotional telco.
Well Friends, we’re aware that there is a thematic gap between the patriotism debate and German’s foreign language skills, mentioned here.
Here is the missing link (by Mundstuhl): …ououououou, hope you like Germans, too!
Das Überlebens…RADAR!
Styling gimmicks, you should avoid tomorrow to keep a small remainder of dignity:
Wearing your Blackberry or your mobile in a holster at your belt.
Wearing gold jewellery like a tie pin at your tie. (Never, please do it never again - it hurts).
Wearing collarless shirts outside your bedroom. (please be aware that nobody is impressed by […]
Monday morning, rain, overcrowded train, fed up at all?
It’s time for Deep Purples “Lazy”:
You’re lazy just stay in bed
You’re lazy just stay in bed
You don’t want no money
You don’t want no bread
Frankfurt, old town center. The tour guide points to an impressive golden rat statue, which is located in the middle of the place. “This golden rat was donated by Frankfurt townsmen as there was a rat plague in the middle age. They hoped for God’s help.” An Englishman asks (a bit derisively): “Do you believe […]
Folks,
Our usage stats show, that we have a lot of traffic from outside Germany, especially from the US and the UK. Therefore, we decided to do our best efforts writing rude articles not only in German, but also in English in the future. Please bear with us, it’s a time-consuming exercise.
Die Kommerzialisierung der Kunst frißt den Künstler. Nicht mit den Rude Bros.! Zeit für ebenso radikale wie simple Konzeptkunst, Zeit für unsere neue Serie… Kindergarten Poetry!
Halten Sie sich fest, machen Sie sich bereit, los geht’s:
Selber, selber,
lachen alle Kälber,
lacht der ganze Bauernhof -
Du bist doof!
Commercialization of arts is eating the artist. Stop! Rude Bros. are goin to change this! […]